Yeah you got a point there
I mean, look at this handsome stud
he’s got the whole “scruffy beard” look going for him
and an eagle
he’s got a sculpted body like hot damn boy
And Zeus just stole
Ganymede yo’ gurl
And those deep piercing eyes!
Ladies and gentlemen please contain yourselves! I know what you’re thinking, “I wanna ride his lightning bolt” but you must resist the urge if you wanna live!
However like mythologicalmotherearth says, you’re probably screwed either way (both literally and figuratively)